"First Guy: Are you kidding me? This is 1996, we hardly know anything about computers. What’s the plan, attack them while they’re playing the Encarta trivia game and learning from Mavis Beacon how to type without looking at the keyboard?"

— “If The Climactic ”Independence Day” Speech Happened In Reality” by Conor McKeon on CollegeHumor

Great Video Game Review: Saint’s Row 2

Thanks to my friend Lauren for pointing this out.

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This cannot be a real news story.

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Check out GMGN’s Promo Mix - Loving it!

Pour one out for my man Billy.

This could be the best vampire movie since Blade.

You know what, I actually think this could be good.

This blows MMA out of the water

Harmonix Band “The Main Drag” really has some great tunes.